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Alien Hominid Alien Hominid

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Can't wait 'til tomorrow.....

This game's so awesome! It's got that old-school, fast-paced, side-scrolling arcade shooting action of the good old days of gaming! I lost count of how many times I played this game! I asked for the PS2 version for Christmas, and I found out that I am getting it for real, so I can't wait to play it tomorrow!!!



Wacko Jacko’s Voodoo Curs Wacko Jacko’s Voodoo Curs

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Hilarious! So Obvious!

In case you didn't realize it, when you do the math part, your answer is going to be a multiple of 9(9, 18, 27, 36, 45, etc...).

Once you press the button to see the chart of celebrity pictures, the pictures are randomly generated above the numbers, but the same celebrity picture is above a multiple of 9(i.e. Dr. Phil's picture is above 9, 18, 27, 36, 45, etc...), so the game appears to know your answer.

You should be thankful that you were spared 5 dollars. You shouldn't get angry at the creator for charging you money, either; he's trying to teach you to not give in to tricks like this one. Think of all the money that has been blown on scams such as psychic surgery, cold reading, and holistic medicine; money could have been saved if mindless sheep realized the logical explanations behind those things.

Overall, it's a funny game. Great Job!!!


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Angel of Death |&amp;gt;&amp;gt;Game&amp;lt;&amp;lt;| Angel of Death |>>Game<<|

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Clears Things Up

OK, let's clear things up on angel stereotypes:

1: Angels aren't women who wear bathrobes and ring-like halos while they sit on clouds playing harps all day....

2: Angels and humans are STRICTLY seperate races, and once you die, you do NOT turn into an angel....

3: Angels can't think for themselves, because they are programmed by God to perform certain tasks(like the Angel of Death was programmed in the game to "cleanse")....

4: An angel can appear in any form....

5: If you or someone you know has a guardian angel, that's cool, since angels can kill anyone or anything that gets in their way, demon or not....

This game pretty much broke the stereotypes and showed the facts.

Anyway, the game's awesome. Nothing's more graphically original in a game than hand-drawn graphics, instead of just swiping graphics off the internet. A 10 out of 10 for that.

Reminds me of a game involving angels I'm working on right now, except it's an RPG and it's not in flash, so you don't have to worry about me doing something so low as stealing your ideas.



Squirrel Squash 2 Squirrel Squash 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

A question and a suggestion........

I don't know what other people's opinions are, but your twitch games are so creative, and they just keep getting better!

I have a question and a suggestion:

QUESTION: What is the name of the song in the game(not the title song; everybody knows who that's by)? Although I'm a metal head, I'm fond of the Dance genre, and that song would sound good burned to a CD!

SUGGESTION: It would be cool if you could put your twitch games in a big collection and sell it in a CD-ROM format. I know I would buy it! Another cool format would be a game CD for the latest consoles, such as PS2, GCN, and XBOX!

Your work is the best! Keep it up!


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M.J snake M.J snake

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

It was OK

Fun snake game, but I would have given it a higher humor rating if the head of the snake is Michael Jackson's head, and the dots he eats are little children. Great music, though.


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RANGER 3d RANGER 3d

Rated 5 / 5 stars

SWEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!

This game was so fucking awesome!!! That part where you had to blow up the pickup truck kicked ass!!!



Ganguro Girl 1.5 Ganguro Girl 1.5

Rated 5 / 5 stars

SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn, that game was hard! It took me 70 days(in the game's time) in order to gain the "lover" status, but damn, it was worth it! The sex scenes at the end really turned me on. Ganguro girls turn me on!!! I've got my thoughts on buying the full version........



Pol Pol

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hehehe...........

I feel sorry for that fat fuck. Somebody should give him a sandwich or something.



Adventures of Butt v0.1 Adventures of Butt v0.1

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

A Flying Butt?

I've never seen a flying butt that poops on bird heads and clouds.


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Mason's Bubble Blast Mason's Bubble Blast

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Charming!

How charming! What a perfect gift for a computer game-loving 6-year-old! Reminds me to make computer games for my nephews!


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