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Lilium Masta Lilium Masta

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Hahaha......

Goths and emos suck.



Balthor's Tales From Hell Balthor's Tales From Hell

Rated 4 / 5 stars

He he he....

I can't help it, this movie's HILARIOUS! I still find it funny, even though I'm christian(non-denominational, FYI). This movie definitely has a point; hell is hell, and that's all there is to it.



Lilium Lilium

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Why can't we have more of this kind of thing?

I know that Newgrounds has a noir section, but there's not enough gothic lolita-type flash. One aspect of gothic lolita is taking doll-like beauty and adding darkness to it(I'm definitely not talking about the usual "goth chicks"), and Lilium is a really good example of that. This movie is a great start.



Dumbass Dumbass Dance Dumbass Dumbass Dance

Rated 2 / 5 stars

uhhhh.......

I liked Gman250's version better, personally.



Old Saint Dick Old Saint Dick

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Heh....

I didn't cry, so I guess I don't have a soul....... Santa doesn't appear to have one, either! I found it sad yet funny when Santa pissed out the candles on the Jewish guys' menorah. It just appears that Santa Claus just got sick and tired of Christmas.


MessiaH responds:

As most of us finally are.


Spoilsbury Toast Boy Spoilsbury Toast Boy

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesome

How did you get the voice of that giant bug to sound like that?



Fetus Memories Fetus Memories

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Snoopy

I laughed my ass off when the fetus was laying on the doghouse like Snoopy from the Peanuts!

Seriously, your paintings are awesome. I like making artwork, too, as I'm aiming at becoming a professional artist some day. Keep up the good work!



We Drink Ritalin We Drink Ritalin

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The best animutation ever. Period.

I saw this when it was first posted, and I have to conclude that "We Drink Ritalin" is the best animutation ever made. Between now and two years ago(when I became a fan of the genre), I have started to lose interest in animutation all together, but, somehow, this still catches my eye and holds my attention(the DDR music and the seizure-inducing graphics, maybe?). This deserves a five out of five.



The Song of Nature The Song of Nature

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Peaceful

This would make a great screensaver!



A Clockwork Orange 01 A Clockwork Orange 01

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Yeah.

I've read the book, so it's kinda funny.