django-the-phoenix's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Final Fantasy A+]

Amazing!

You must have a very good grade in your Japanese class, considering how well you spoke and wrote it in your movie. I'd like to take Japanese, but since my high school's in the #1 least educated state in America(you guessed it-Tennessee), they don't offer it, because my peers are so slow and stupid that simple foreign languages like Spanish and French(I'm a wizard in French!) are too hard for them. Is Japanese really hard? It sure sounds hard! Anyway, I digress..... your movie is worthy of great praise! Excellent job!

[Windows Noises]

You made this with SNDREC32.EXE?

That's gotta be some pretty amazing talent, not to mention VERY hard to do. The song's a pretty catchy tune. It sounds like what they would use in a Microsoft commercial. Keep it up!

[Sounds Of Thunder]

Wow....

Wow, a girl's heart is broken after her boyfriend dumps her! I come from Tennessee, so that's pretty rare. The girls there are a bunch of snobs who care about nobody but themselves, and they like to play with boys' hearts and make them kiss their asses, and once the boys run out of money or the girls get tired of them, they dump them! The girls also make fun of me and kick me and trip me! That's why I never had a girlfriend in my life and made a stereotype that every girl is that way. I guess that only girls in Russia are attracted to men!

[Harry meets Dumbledore]

Awesome!

This was some funny shit!

P.S. Why don't you go back to your dormitory, you little piece of shit?

[Retard and Dog #1]

Two Words

Two words: Fucking funny!

[retard song]

It's Not Offensive

I agree with Habits' review. If an actual retarded kid laughs at it, then it isn't offensive; it's fucking funny!

[Fun with pop-culture]

Overall rating: 20

I've about seen every web phenomenon out there, and this is the first time I saw them come together like that. That truly is the internet in a nut shell. Keep up the good work!

[The meaning of pie!]

Heeeeeee..................

I AM DEFEATED BY EXCESS ASS!!!!!!!