django-the-phoenix's Reviews

[Lilium Masta]

Hahaha......

Goths and emos suck.

[Balthor's Tales From Hell]

He he he....

I can't help it, this movie's HILARIOUS! I still find it funny, even though I'm christian(non-denominational, FYI). This movie definitely has a point; hell is hell, and that's all there is to it.

[Lilium]

Why can't we have more of this kind of thing?

I know that Newgrounds has a noir section, but there's not enough gothic lolita-type flash. One aspect of gothic lolita is taking doll-like beauty and adding darkness to it(I'm definitely not talking about the usual "goth chicks"), and Lilium is a really good example of that. This movie is a great start.

[Alien Hominid]

Can't wait 'til tomorrow.....

This game's so awesome! It's got that old-school, fast-paced, side-scrolling arcade shooting action of the good old days of gaming! I lost count of how many times I played this game! I asked for the PS2 version for Christmas, and I found out that I am getting it for real, so I can't wait to play it tomorrow!!!

[Wacko Jacko’s Voodoo Curs]

Hilarious! So Obvious!

In case you didn't realize it, when you do the math part, your answer is going to be a multiple of 9(9, 18, 27, 36, 45, etc...).

Once you press the button to see the chart of celebrity pictures, the pictures are randomly generated above the numbers, but the same celebrity picture is above a multiple of 9(i.e. Dr. Phil's picture is above 9, 18, 27, 36, 45, etc...), so the game appears to know your answer.

You should be thankful that you were spared 5 dollars. You shouldn't get angry at the creator for charging you money, either; he's trying to teach you to not give in to tricks like this one. Think of all the money that has been blown on scams such as psychic surgery, cold reading, and holistic medicine; money could have been saved if mindless sheep realized the logical explanations behind those things.

Overall, it's a funny game. Great Job!!!

[Angel of Death |>>Game<<|]

Clears Things Up

OK, let's clear things up on angel stereotypes:

1: Angels aren't women who wear bathrobes and ring-like halos while they sit on clouds playing harps all day....

2: Angels and humans are STRICTLY seperate races, and once you die, you do NOT turn into an angel....

3: Angels can't think for themselves, because they are programmed by God to perform certain tasks(like the Angel of Death was programmed in the game to "cleanse")....

4: An angel can appear in any form....

5: If you or someone you know has a guardian angel, that's cool, since angels can kill anyone or anything that gets in their way, demon or not....

This game pretty much broke the stereotypes and showed the facts.

Anyway, the game's awesome. Nothing's more graphically original in a game than hand-drawn graphics, instead of just swiping graphics off the internet. A 10 out of 10 for that.

Reminds me of a game involving angels I'm working on right now, except it's an RPG and it's not in flash, so you don't have to worry about me doing something so low as stealing your ideas.