django-the-phoenix's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Balthor's Tales From Hell]

He he he....

I can't help it, this movie's HILARIOUS! I still find it funny, even though I'm christian(non-denominational, FYI). This movie definitely has a point; hell is hell, and that's all there is to it.

[Lilium]

Why can't we have more of this kind of thing?

I know that Newgrounds has a noir section, but there's not enough gothic lolita-type flash. One aspect of gothic lolita is taking doll-like beauty and adding darkness to it(I'm definitely not talking about the usual "goth chicks"), and Lilium is a really good example of that. This movie is a great start.

[Old Saint Dick]

Heh....

I didn't cry, so I guess I don't have a soul....... Santa doesn't appear to have one, either! I found it sad yet funny when Santa pissed out the candles on the Jewish guys' menorah. It just appears that Santa Claus just got sick and tired of Christmas.

MessiaH responds:

As most of us finally are.

[Spoilsbury Toast Boy]

Awesome

How did you get the voice of that giant bug to sound like that?

[Fetus Memories]

Snoopy

I laughed my ass off when the fetus was laying on the doghouse like Snoopy from the Peanuts!

Seriously, your paintings are awesome. I like making artwork, too, as I'm aiming at becoming a professional artist some day. Keep up the good work!

[We Drink Ritalin]

The best animutation ever. Period.

I saw this when it was first posted, and I have to conclude that "We Drink Ritalin" is the best animutation ever made. Between now and two years ago(when I became a fan of the genre), I have started to lose interest in animutation all together, but, somehow, this still catches my eye and holds my attention(the DDR music and the seizure-inducing graphics, maybe?). This deserves a five out of five.

[A Clockwork Orange 01]

Yeah.

I've read the book, so it's kinda funny.